TacoBellRoyalty

Hello? Are you a lesbian?

faraashah:

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

(Source: niqabisinparis, via hi)

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

(via hi)

If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, then that would be really hot

—Leviticus 20:13 (via beefjorky)

(via beefjorky)

friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via waterprism)